THE FIFTH ELEMENT CAPTIONS - PAGE TWO





Oceanrider
Hey look, I'm playing DOOM......Live or Die?


GlitterRock
Hey, it's Jerry Doyle! HA!! There... revenge for all those Bruce Willis/B5 caps!


PrezGAR
So, you want tickets to a Bruce Willis and the Accelerators concert?


EnochF
And Milla Jovovich as Red in 'Fraggle Rock!'


JAUSTRALIS
"Just another night at Disco and Nyssa's...huh?"


GlitterRock
"You want me to let go of your balls? Then sit back there and shut up!"


GlitterRock
o/~.... Theater 3000. o/~ **twa-AAAA-aing!**


PrezGAR
Whatchutalkin bout, Willis?


Xigeous
.oO(I have *got* to get myself a better catch phrase than 'Feel the Mojo.'")


PrezGAR
Who put Leia on steroids?


GlitterRock
Okay I'll admit, my first Sim-Rollercoaster may have been a TAD ambitious...


JAUSTRALIS
OH CRAP! I've shown up to Hooters without my fake boobs in! I'll get NO tips tonight!


Xigeous
.oO (Why, Lord, why? Is sidekick to Bruce the best you can do for me?)


GlitterRock
**gloat** "I always hoped I'd get the office with the window view of Mordor."


Xigeous
It's the Disney Hall of Mutant Presidents!




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