THE FIFTH ELEMENT CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





alexgariepy
And Voyager finally reaches home... or DID THEY? Made you watch! Made you watch!


GlitterRock
Damn! Jumped the gun, there! Leeloo, you WILL be mine!


alexgariepy
This denotes Bruce Willis, the center of the universe... at least for this movie.


PrezGAR
My beard has no shadow


PrezGAR
We are all Kosh.


GlitterRock
Colonel Sanders ponders whether the Fifth Element is, in fact, the Eleventh spice.


GlitterRock
"It.... it is THE POTATO SALAD! He Who Was Once The Flarn Man! Oh great Potato Salad, we have prepared many virgins for--" / "Got any cookies?"


GlitterRock
"TIMMAYY! T-timmay?"


alexgariepy
All come in awe of the One who is known as the POTATO SALAD! Now where's my damn cookies?


alexgariepy
I SAID "We are all Kosh", okay? Isn't that mind-boggling diatribe enough?


alexgariepy
In a completely unrelated movie starring "Yippi-kai-yai" moron Bruce Willis.


PrezGAR
My name is Bilbo Baggins. Have you sen My precioussss?


PrezGAR
There's words on it. Mystery... Science...


GlitterRock
"Oh Potato Salad, we welcome you to our world, and ask you please do not destroy it." / "Got any cookies?" / "Bring forth the Chocolate Chips!"


alexgariepy
Yes, my pretty. Soon you will have all the fishies you can eat. For I, the Potato Salad, shall rule all! BWAHAHAHA!




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