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Mattteus
It's scenes like this that remind me that Rob Zombie is from the same town as my mother.



LauraPowers85
Ralph Fiennes has an angry latin lover? Well that's disappointing.



Zee
Can This Marriage Be Saved?



LadyLoxley
Mr Trejo, I'll give you $50 to button your shirt back up. And Mr Forsythe, I'll give you the same to undo yours.



GlitterRock
If you think my neon-sculpture of Firestar is impressive, just wait'll you see the one I had made of Mrs. Lion!



Shadarus
Mmmm, an apricot... I love ap-
Oh, wait...



tinaw
ALL OFFENDERS WILL BE TICKLED ON SIGHT



Shadarus
Prosecutors will be violated



Mattteus
She's hot until you realise that she's really the singer from Silverchair.



Zee
. o O (...I can't believe they sent me for hell just for doing Big Fish...)



Gray Zombie
Glitter, as one of your henchdudes, I have tolerated many things. Toilet papering the Latverian Embassy. Substituting Grodd's Chiquita banana's with Dole banana's. Putting Rogaine in Lex Luthor's special body wash. But, Glitter......Disco Jesus?!?!



GlitterRock
Oh sure. "Glitter, I don't like the Disco Jesus!" "Glitter, I don't like the Disco Krishna!" "I don't like the Disco Buddha!" You're just holding a grudge because I didn't love the Disco Muhammad you got me for National Bosses Day.



AntiHero
"Thank you, Cousin Deus Ex."


Shadarus
Oh, so THIS is where the sidewalk ends!


GlitterRock
Litter removal next 2 miles courtesy of The Devil's Rejects





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