Zee
Hey, guys, don't try to swallow that door, it's clearly marked poisonous.

GlitterRock
This Christmas picture brought to you by Xanax, Vicodin, and red-rum heroin, respectively

SweetHeart666
"Nice girls don't wear Cha-cha Heels, Doris"
"FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU BOTH!!! I HATE YOU AND I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!"

Indomitus
HELLO!

Dita DuPave
*looks at the sign and winces*

GlitterRock
Mmmmmm I'd sure like to put Baby in the corner

daupstart
Man, these X-Ray vision glasses are off the HOOK!!

The BitShifter
o~ Buffalo shot won't you come out tonight! ~o

GlitterRock
"I'm Nutty Nunny 2. I like me .... and I like you!"

GlitterRock
MY GOD!! PUNKY SKINNED HENRY!!

YibbleGuy
"My movie has more gore than all of Hershell Gordon Lewis's movies put together."
"So what."
"The relentless violence is even more sickening than the worst parts of Jodorowsky's El Topo."
"Big deal."
"It has simultaneous cameos from Courtney Love and Karen Black."
"AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"

GlitterRock
"Satan!!"
"That's DOCTOR Satan! I didn't spend six years in Hell's medical school to be called just 'Satan,' thank you very much."

Indomitus
...und herrre ve see ze zygote as it begins the process of zelf rrrrreplication...

YibbleGuy
No one warned Sheryl Crow about the secret Tour de France tradition: if your boyfriend wins, all the losers get to ride their bicycles over your face.

Indomitus
And... BAM! We're suddenly in a Huey Louis music video.

TheDiva
Or the "Dukes of Hazzard" trailer.

ArchHallJr
or the opening to 'Highway To Heaven'

emmapeel
or ZZ Top.......with only one ZZ.