RodRocket
"And what of Lazarus...."

Dita DuPave
Is this the part of the website I have to show my credit card in order to get in?

gleeb
Mike Nelson put it succinctly: "It's best not to align yourself with clowns, even in a superficial manner."

ArchHallJr
Now I know the tattoo I want!

Indomitus
Rob Zombie has worked on the kill floor, and knows exactly how to deliver the irony: right between the eyes.

Indomitus
Ahhh... Breakfast Most Foul.

Zee
Whoo-hoo, when Rob Zombie turns on the Funny Meter, look out!

TheDiva
For a limited time only...and then there were none!

ArchHallJr
The only cereal served on the Orient Express.

AlexGariepy
And be sure to try out our Poirot Waffles. Get it? Because he's Belgian and... oh, screw it.

GlitterRock
Or for something lighter, enjoy our Nick and Nora Charles' Thin Mints.

daupstart
"SIT!!... And listen how tha Mighty Thor reamed 10,000 men with one stroke!"

SweetHeart666
Grady Wilson's back and he's PISSED!!

GlitterRock
"CAN AH HOLLAR? CAN AH HOLLARHOLLARHOLLAR? HOLLAR? HOLLARHOLLARHOLLAR?"

ArchHallJr
"Fill my crack pipe . . . please?"

ArchHallJr
"Did you hear that? Sounded like a gunshot."

Gray Zombie
Headquarters, this is Lyle. I just been shot in the head. I think I just might need that back up.
*THUD*

AlexGariepy
"I heard a gun being cocked, is everything alright sir?"