Indomitus
The director's wife, ladies and gentlemen. *applause*

GlitterRock
Damn. I'm all out of dimes to throw in there!

ArchHallJr
"I'm sure I woulda remembered you in plumber school!"

Indomitus
There was a home video of Anna Nicole's honeymoon? Ewwww.

GlitterRock
Rock on, Tammy Fate Bakker!

Zee
...SOME PANTS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

RodRocket
Mark and Brian?

GlitterRock
"Tonight on Russell Simmon's Def Comedy Jam: that funny comedian from the Shire who's a hard Hobbit to break ...... BILBO BAGGINS!"

AntiHero
Does he count as one of the 1,000 corpses?

Indomitus
This implies a preceding attraction, which is dubious at best.

TheDiva
Wait, has anyone been attracted to any of this?

Zee
*slowly raises hand* "That chick frenching the skull was kind of hot..."

GlitterRock
Cher's not impressed.

GlitterRock
"Heehee! High-fives, Freak-Transporter-Accident-Sister!"

SweetHeart666
Ladies and gentlemen...The Rose McGowan Follies!

AlexGariepy
Before and after, er, de-Canadianization? Is that a word?

Zee
"...my boat."

TheDiva
The love child of Boromir and Legolas