Zee
Wasn't this a He-Man playset? You'd strap a figure down and pour slime onto them?

ArchHallJr
Not only do they kill you, they charge you 3 bucks to do it!

AntiHero
Dr. Satan, bow down before your skee-ball champion!

Zee
"Area mustache scares local children, film at 11."

Indomitus
"Hello? Yes, I'm calling about the missing dog's head... Yes, I found a head... Is there a reward?... Uh-huh. Well, this one's kind of small, fuzzy brown and looks a bit squirrel-ish... Really? Has to be a dog, huh? Okay, thanks for your time."

gleeb
How do you lose an entire day?

Zee
Ah, so cuffs and collar don't match?

Indomitus
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd go over to the IMDb Star Wars or Matrix discussion boards.

TheDiva
No, for high-quality assholes, you need to go to Ain't it Cool News...

GlitterRock
o/`Madness ..... takes it toll. o/`

daupstart
"GodDAMNIT, McFly!! 1.21 Jiggawatts! 1.21 Jiggawatts! How many fukin times I gotta tell you?!!"

GlitterRock
Meanwhile in the backroom for "auditions" for daupstart's latest video......

Dita DuPave
"Crookshanks, quit humping Mrs. Norris!"

Cyberbeast
It's Robert Z'Dar's skull!

Indomitus
"Do you have a red 3?"
"Go fish. Lose the sweater!"
"Damn. I hate playing Strip Go Fish."

GlitterRock
"Damn. I hate playing Old Maid. It reminds me how bad my dating-life is."
"Well Suzy, you know we could always-- "
"JACKIE! FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"
"Alright...... Old Maid."

GlitterRock
"Here's some cocoa."
"Thanks, Lady Godiva!"

GlitterRock
"'You thucked Mither Peabody's cock??'"
(sigh) "Dan, it was funnier when Gray said it."