TheLurker
AT THE HORRIBLE MISUSE OF APOSTROPHIES!

The BitShifter
Won't believe your eve's? I can't read the "Fangoria" font...

AntiHero
Oh great, now the movie is offensive to eye supporters.

JMShearer
I won't believe my eye's what?

AlexGariepy
So use the Force instead.

ArchHallJr
Apparently, the eyes have it.

Indomitus
It's a good thing I can still trust my spleen. It's never let me down.

Indomitus
*belch*

Dita DuPave
"AAAAAAAGH!!! MOTHERFU*KER, HERE IT COMES!!!"

GlitterRock
Moppy! The Janitor Clown!

Indomitus
Why he let his 5 year old child do the tattoo is beyond me.

GlitterRock
"Nice tattoo. Did RIZZZ do that?"

Indomitus
*bzzzt*
What is... a good way to burn your face from the powder flash?
*DING*
YES!

AntiHero
So what do you want to show us? Frankenstein? Hello...?
Oh, he really is dead... Well thank you, even in death you still wasted a moment of our time.

gleeb
"Rarrr! Astigmatism bad!"

daupstart
"Wanna see my Satanic weiner collection?"

ArchHallJr
"You unlock this door with the key of demonic perversion."

Zee
"Behold! In all it's mephitic glory! The gateway to... my bippy."