Zee
That Jack-o-Lantern is stoned, man!

Zee
"LOOK INTO MY SOULPATCH!!!"

GlitterRock
Whoa.... dude needs some Carmex!

gleeb
Really? Is there still time to cancel those cruise tickets?

Zee
Jim Henson demanded to be turned into a half-man/half-muppet upon his death.

AlexGariepy
"Please give us some. We're hungry."

ArchHallJr
* POPCORN *
* SODA POP *
* HOT DOGS *
* CROTCHLESS PANTIES *
* BALLOONS *

GlitterRock
".... and we've got the HOTTEST hot wings in the whole of the U.S. of A! Mmmmmmdelish!"
Hmm. Somehow I have the feeling this is part of some elaborate trap. Yet I feel compelled to investigate further. SideMan? Get the Herkimer Battle Jitney ready!

AlexGariepy
Worst phone sex informercial ever.

Gray Zombie
Sweet Jesus, what is this? A horror film or a God damn commercial for KFC?

RonnieDobbs
His forward facing chest has become self-aware. The vacant stare of its souless aureolas will haunt my dreams.

TheDiva
Come on down to the Gates of Hell! Hot dogs and free balloons for the kids!

ArchHallJr
"Tell 'em Jason of Star Command sent ya!"

GlitterRock
Vegetable Rights and Peace, motherfuckers!"

Indomitus
Sweet. I could really go for a big bucket of deep fried gasoline.

Indomitus
"It was a very green night. Green and dark... Green, dark and quiet. Too quiet. And too green."

AlexGariepy
"Riiiiight, like gas prices will ever go about a dollar per litre! That's crazy even for OPEC!"

ArchHallJr
"You do not got my nose!"