Gray Zombie
FORREST GUMP AND BIGFOOT HELPED CAPPERS SAVE DAY. QUOTE BIGFOOT, "GOONIE GOO GOO"

Cyberbeast
FORREST GUMP *IS* JESUS! CATHOLIC CHURCH CHANGES MOTTO TO "STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES"

TheDiva
FORREST IS THE REINCARNATION OF CHARLES MANSON! THE TERRIBLE TRUTH REVEALED INSIDE!!!

gleeb
Go-Go Dancer Says: I WISH I HAD THAT PRETTY MIND BACK!

Dita DuPave
GOGO WISHED AT THE TIME SHE HAD HER BALL AND CHAIN O-REN COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT

TheLurker
OTHER GO-GOS SAY: OUR LIPS ARE SEALED

GlitterRock
It can't be any worse than last week's Weekly World News "FORREST GUMP AND BAT BOY TAKE DOWN AL-QUEDA" cover-story.....

gleeb
Slowlt, the floor lamp crept foreward. This would be the crucial moment…

GlitterRock
It's a "Sixth Sense/The Ring" crossover!

LongLiveRock
I AM the little teapot!

TheDiva
Forrest Gump: a man with a perpetual "Is that cheesecake?" expression.

Nyssa23
No, no, that's not me. You must be thinking of my sister Hildegarde.

GlitterRock
"Do you, Forrest, take Titania, Queen of the Elves, as your wife....?"

TheDiva
"My Wesley will come for me!"

ElectraAlan
"Jenny, make sure that the people on the porch behind us don't mysteriously vanish in the next scene."
"Oh don't be silly, Forrest! The director would have to be even dumber than you to let that happen."