GlitterRock
"There...is...another...Sky--wal--kerrrr....." *urk*
ElectraAlan
"Forrest...promise me....*cough* *cough*...promise me you'll use your money...to buy back...*cough* *cough*...to buy back every copy of 'Punchline' you can find..."
TheDiva
"You...really...like me..." *death rattle*
The_Gray_Zombie
..one more thing....Burt Reynolds? He wasn't all that.
gleeb
Those who can't be cured of Gumpism are sent to a Gump Sanatorium.
PrezGAR
All together now...
"As you wish."
PrezGAR
"Watch out for the poison i-vay, Jen-nay."
TheDiva
Why do all her dates insist on taking her to the Fire Swamp?
JurassicPork
Andrew Wyeth's CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S WORLD.
Agent_Moldy
This week on The Simple Life II, Paris Hilton is distraught when she can't find any bumpkins to sleep with.
gleeb
Oh look! The fish are letting off fireworks!
TheDiva
"I may not be a smart man, Jenny, but I know what hot monkey lovin' is..."
GlitterRock
"Do you mind me being on top, Forrest?"
"... ... No. Ah can move to the lower bunkbed if you want."
alexgariepy
Yo, Mississippi, it's because of you I didn't win the spelling bee! So... um... *middle finger*
TheDiva
Wish I could say I welcomed it in return, but....