alexgariepy
Life is like a can of sardines. It reeks, and the fish are tiny, but you might be able to make something out of it.
elKapitan
Fortuna? So Forrest knows Fox McCloud?
gleeb
"Shrimping is my fortu."
GlitterRock
"Yeah, I figured since it's my first time on the Board, I'd try to appeal to the Capper Ladies and do a Jack Sparrow-type of thing...."
daupstart
"Screw you *and* Frodo, Legolas. I'm on vacation."
Cyberbeast
"I'm going to start a band and call it, 'Alabama'."
Dita DuPave
"I am so not playing Sun City,"
alexgariepy
Life is like a Pizza Delivery. You better make the delivery quick or you're not going to get anything out of it.
TheDiva
.oO(That's it, I gotta get me a backpack)
daupstart
Sell, Forrest! Sell!
GlitterRock
"Helloma'ammynameisForrestGumpcanItalktoyouaboutAmway?"
elKapitan
It's that package he had with him on the island the whole time he was stranded.
Nyssa23
Well, Forrest, as I lie here dying, I ponder the great mystery of life.
"What's that, Mama?"
How I went in just six short years from being your love interest in "Punchline" to your mom in this movie.
ElectraAlan
"Life is like a box of...well, except that this particular box has the names of all the chocolates printed right here on the top. So this particular box of chocolates is not like life. I guess."
gleeb
Mr. Gleeb:
Yes, we know it ought to have been "Think differently". On the other hand, jump up our collective butts.