FUNNY-FACE 5!

Hello dere, Mr. No-Nose here. I've been pretty busy lately, what with my talk show five
nights a week, my upcoming Halloween special on UPN (with Demi Moore, Ted Nugent,
LeAnn Rimes and funnyman Louie Anderson). Not to mention starting ta film "Da Mr. No-
Nose Movie" for release next summer. But when my pal Glitter called and asked me ta host
this new section of his gallery, I said, "Glitter, when do ya want me dere?"

My cameo on BABYLON 5 was real fun, an' one of da best experiences of my career.
Everyone dere was nice an' funny. But one thing which really cracked me up was dat dose
guys would make some of da funniest faces I'd ever seen! I'd mess up take after take cause
dem folks would be mugging at me off to da side. I remember once saying ta Stracynski dat
he should forget about that whole 'five-year plan' idea for the show, an' just concentrate on
having da cast make funny faces at the camera! Well, as you know, he didn't take my advice,
and his show ended a few years later; I guess dat's what happens when you don't listen ta Mr.
No-Nose. In any case, after all dese years, my idea's finally coming to life! So sit back, relax,
and enjoy some of da funniest faces of da Third Age of Mankind!

(character profiles courtesy of Alex Gariepy)