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Zee
*sneeze* "Uh, oh..."
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Shadarus
*chuckles* Okay, granted... I haven't seen this film... but is his secret headquarters in the back of a brightly-lit garbage truck?!?
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JohnSteed
o/ What can DOOM do for you, What can DOOM do for you, What can DOOM do for you, I can't hear you! \o
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Zee
"DOOM choose to kill you with giant novelty pencil! No death with dignity from DOOM!"
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jackrouters
The inherent power of her unbelievable hotness shields her from harm.
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Zee
And millions of movie-goers across the country say "...That's it? That's how they beat the villain? RIP OFF!"
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jackrouters
"Dude, tell my sister to put her zipper down again. It'd be weird coming from me."
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Zee
This superhero team is so lame that Alpha Flight could take them. Oh, yeah, I went there!
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GlitterRock
Yeah. I can understand why she wouldn't want anyone to see her kissing this doof.
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WaffleKing
Directed by Jonathan Dillon
(There's only about 20 people on earth who would get that joke. HA! Choke on your alienation!)
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GlitterRock
(sigh) "Some days, DOOM wishes he'd stayed living in Tom Arnold's basement...."
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Cyberbeast
If They Mated: Topher Grace and Chris Parnell
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GlitterRock
Soooooo... bouillon is a big export-idea to Latveria?
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TheDiva
At last, the nation's Tetris reserves have been increased!
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Dita DuPave
Well, Latveria has a healthy giant dice export system.
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jackrouters
"Hail Hail Latveria / Land of Grape and Vine / Land where you'll regret / Any attempt to escape. Even if you take a running jump / Or try to tunnel under the wall / Forget it, the guards will kill you / If the electric fence doesn't first."
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TheDiva
Lusting Models? Are we SURE this isn't a Porch Swing?
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GlitterRock
I can't be too hard on a movie with "Lusting Models" in the credits!
