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Mattteus
One boob's convex while the other is concave.
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Zee
When Bad Hats Happen to Hot People
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ArchHallJr
"I've been blonde, black, brown . . . even a red-head. But no one's ever seen me naked in the movies before. And no one ever will."
"How's 2 million sound?'
***pop-pop-----zzziiiippppp!***
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TheDiva
Wait, wasn't he in "LazyTown"?
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Shadarus
Is he sucking his pancakes through a straw???
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AntiHero
Dammit, you don't have scanning powers! Stop looking at me like that!
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Shadarus
Aw, gawd, he's feelin' up his crotch isn't he?
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GlitterRock
Around this time, Michael Chiklis began to realize he wasn't doing "Hamlet."
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GlitterRock
"Hey Ben! Look at how ugly your figure is!"
"Eh. No sweat off my balls."
"Oh...oh yeah? Well... um.... I took it out of the package!"
"WHAT?? It'll be less than a quarter of its value if its not MIB!! Noooooooooooo!"
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TheDiva
Does any woman actually dress like this on a regular daily basis? Besides strippers and prostitutes, I mean?
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Mattteus
My shapely breasts sense danger... and cold air....danger and cold air.
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cajunmagic
"Shh! Doom watching 'One Life To Live'!"
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Dita DuPave
{{ PLOT POINT }}
[EXECUTED]
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GlitterRock
"Egon, tell 'em about the Twinkie."
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SweetHeart666
{{ DANCE }}
[TEN]
{{ LOOKS }}
[THREE]
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cajunmagic
Meet Ioan Smurf.
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GlitterRock
Greg Kinnear *IS* Ashy Larry!
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GlitterRock
"You can't tell.... but DOOM is totally making faces at you under this mask, accursed Richards!"