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TheDiva
"Oh yeah, dis my jam!"
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cajunmagic
"Give it up for the all-you-can-eat breadsticks, y'all!"
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JohnSteed
"Hi, I'm 'Blind Girl Brought In to Cop Out of Dealing With Your Ugliness!' Long name, I know."
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Zee
Sure, she's blind for life. But on the upside, she only has to hear Ioaeun Grruffuddd try to act.
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jackrouters
"I somehow sense this glass is dirty."
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meqal
Yeah, we really love to force labor, brutal torture, and famine you have caused us. Thanks Vic for all your hard work making our lives a living hell.
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TheDiva
Well, when you're supreme dictator of the entire country, you can give the Employee of the Year award to whoever you damn well please...
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GlitterRock
THANK YOU FOR LEAVING
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jackrouters
"You know, if you take over the world, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards."
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floydianj
Robots require a nose... why?
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Mattteus
*a tiny Richard Pryor pops his head up inside the eye*
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daupstart
Can't.... cap.... must..... focus..... have to.... find... wit. Can't.......
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GlitterRock
I feel a stirring deep down in my Albacore.....
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TheDiva
"What? It worked for Clark Kent!"
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rickubis
Has she been wearing glasses all this time? I didn't notice.
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JMShearer
Couldn't tell you, Rickubis. I'm too busy looking at her breasts to know if she's wearing them now.