FANTASTIC FOUR CAPTIONS
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jackrouters
"Dagnabit, you kids get off my Fantasti-grass!"




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Indomitus
I sense a shift in his masturbation ritual.




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gleeb
Sure, he wanted to talk to the hand, but he could never find the right words.




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GlitterRock
"Look over your shoulder, Mr. Dandridge....."




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Zee
George Clooney
Hugh Jackman
Bruce Campbell
Tim Robbins
Harvey Fierstein
Tom Cruise
Ron Jeremy
Andy Dick
Luke Wilson
Antonio Fargas
Wil Wheaton
Harry Hamlin
Pat Sajak
Ashton Kutcher
Al Roker
Ben Stiller
Frank Sinatra, Jr
Matt Damon
Trey Parker
Ulysses S Grant
Yahoo Serious
Tim Conway
Martin Lawrence
Justin Long
Gary Oldman
Cary Grant's Corpse
Justin Timberlake
....and every other actor in the world except for the Ferrells (Colin and Will)




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Shadarus
He comes from a secret place, far below the city streets...




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GlitterRock
Heidi Klum left Seal, and he gained 75 pounds!




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jackrouters
*high-pitched* "I dunno, Ben, I always liked you better with the brow ridge."
"I wasn't always drawn like dat, you know."




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Mattteus
Mr. Bluebird is out sick, I'm the temp from PigeonTemps.




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meqal
The Thing in "First Time Anal."




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GlitterRock
I think I've just found the face for this year's GlitterDome jack o'lantern!




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Shadarus
I see Worth1000.com is running another contest...




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gleeb
"All right, people, nothing to see he- aw, who am I kidding?"




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GlitterRock
(voice from the back)
"Could you jump up and down a little while you do that?"




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ChaosWolf1982
(rightclick-save)




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JohnSteed
And they made THAT invisible for most of the movie. Why?






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