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GlitterRock
(.oO Be suave, Reed. Don't fuck this up. Be Don Juan de la Nooch! Oo.)
"Man... these Spaghetti-Os are delicious, aren't they?"
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daupstart
"How much this dinner cost? 138 dollars for two? Oh you better goddamn BELIEVE you're putting out tonight!"
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tinaw
"Uhh -- uhh. . ." *sticks breadsticks up his nose*
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cajunmagic
"So, boobs, seen any good movies lately?"
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TheSpaceToast
Puffer her hair up: Porn star. Deflate: B-actress. Porn star, B-actress, porn star, B-actress...
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Zee
*squints, reads tag* "Size 9 my ass!"
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gleeb
"Sue, I don't need to see the veal piccata going down your esophagus. Stop it!"
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jackrouters
"Holy cow, I can see ALL the way down your shirt...and it isn't exciting, for some reason."
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Gray Zombie
There is no Invisible Woman.
"Well if there is no Invisible Woman, then how do you explain the pickle on the sofa."
Look, all I'm saying is...What? Oh man, HEY STEWIE!
"I know, I just heard, it's hilarious"
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GersonK
"My eyes are up..oh yeah...."
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jackrouters
I know she has to keep in shape, but surely the poor girl can eat more than 1/8 of a zucchini and a thin radish?
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Zee
Special effects technology could advance tenfold and this would still look goofy.
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Indomitus
Kenickie?
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WaffleKing
Beware evildoers! He can grab a Cup O' Noodles from ten feet away!
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GlitterRock
"You--you used me, SuperNanny! I just wanted to be held!"
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GlitterRock
Movie villain with a big-ass fireplace that no one else would ever own .... check.