FANTASTIC FOUR CAPTIONS
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Zee
"Will you be Mrs. Transparently-Evil-Smug-Jackass?"




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WaffleKing
o/~ Here she iiiiiiis...
Miss Sea Monkey.... o/~




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WaffleKing
This set's like if the Enterprise were designed by a pimp.




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Zee
Judging by his hairstyle, I'd say this is the episode of Beverly Hills 90210 that had the tragic telepod accident.




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GlitterRock
(grunt grunt push)
"Ahhhhhhh. Been holding that banana in since the 'Not Another Teen Movie' gallery!"
(flush)




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RodRocket
"So, if you have super powers, what color are my panties?"
"Nurse, I just stretch. That's all. I could shoot my head under your skirt real quick, if you insist, though...."




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GlitterRock
"Sunflowers?? Cheap ass bastard! Why didn't he save the extra 75¢ and just send me a packet of seeds!"




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Zee
"Hi. We're 'The Man'."




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gleeb
"Uh, guys? I sneezed and now the cat's on fire."




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GlitterRock
A movie with both Jessica Alba AND Maria Menounos in it? Obviously 20th Century Fox has been reading my spec-scripts!




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jackrouters
We're supposed to believe superheroes have absolutely perfect blood pressure?




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Indomitus
Maria Menounos IS Anne Hathaway IN... my bed, if I'm lucky.




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jackrouters
"Good evening, you're tuned to WDOM, the Voice of Latveria."




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GlitterRock
"Don't you think Von Doom looks tired?"




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PrezGAR
"You'd never trade me to GlitterRock for SideMan, Agent Moldy and a bucket of hot wings, would you, sir?"
"Of course not. SideMan, Moldy, Granamyr, Scruffy the janitor and two buckets of hot wings, perhaps."




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GlitterRock
Even Jessica can't help copping a feel!






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