FANTASTIC FOUR CAPTIONS
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daupstart
Deoxyribonucleically Blonde




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GlitterRock
"I thought you said it'd get bigger."
"After! After the cosmic rays it'll get bigger!"
"Shyeah. That's what all you guys say."




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Zee
...THE FINAL BATTLE




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GlitterRock
"C'mon guys. You'd trust her to head up your genetic research department, wouldn't you? I mean, she may not be wearing glasses -- but she's got nice tits. That's got to count for something, right?"




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Zee
See, if I was making this movie I would have cast actors in these parts.




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GersonK
Carefully eyeing the cue card, patiently waiting for Iaoain's line to end.




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Zee
"Dude.... I think those brownies were loaded. I mean, Dude... DOOM thinks those brownies were loaded."




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TheDiva
Smarm McSleazeoid




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cajunmagic
"So, Welsh, huh? Well, I'M Australian and my dad was the PM, so I guess I'M taking Jessica out tonight! NYAH!"




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JohnSteed
Friends: The Final Conflict




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Zee
Complete the penis-head look with one of our new Foreskin Turtlenecks.




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ArchHallJr
. o O Why did he ask me if I had any Chiclets? In fact, why does EVERYBODY ask me if have any Chiclets? O o .




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Shadarus
She looks a bit elongated in this shot... did they all switch super-powers for the afternoon or something?




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Cyberbeast
Smarmy McHelmethair




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SweetHeart666
.oO(How the f*ck did they hire Jessica F*ckin' Alba as Sue F*ckin' Storm? Bitch can't act her way out of a circle jerk!)




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floydianj
Donald Pleasance would like me to invite you to his one man show, "Pleasanceville."






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