FANTASTIC FOUR CAPTIONS
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PrezGAR
John, Paul, George, and Ringo?





LongLiveRock
Mickey, Davy, Mike, and Peter?





TheLurker
Tom Baker, right?





GlitterRock
"Cumin! Coriander! Paprika! Fennel!"
"Uh, wasn't there someone else in Spice Force Five?"
"Salt left. She got all bitchy after that whole 'salt isn't a spice' debacle back in ETC. 311."





DarkDynaGirl
--or given the budget. retitled as "we are too humiliated to show this in public... curse you Bootleggers!"





GlitterRock
o/` Call Mr. Film
That's my name
That name again
Is Mr. Film! o/`





ElectraAlan
"Next time," reports Stan Lee, "I'll have control over everything! I'll have control over the script, the casting, the costumes..."
"Will Jack Kirby get a co-creator credit?"
"Uh, I really have no say in that."





Coakley
"Okay, everyone, today we'll learn about how to hire substandard security for your experiments, allowing reckless teenagers and Soviet spies to sneak in."





GlitterRock
"What'd you do last night, brainiac?"
"I worked on my theory of particle dissolution and its inverse reaction to nuclear resolution. You, Ben?"
"Banged a chick at her parents' house."





Countess Coco
"Wanna join a superteam?"





Coakley
"Check out DOOM'S Groucho Marx impression and tremble, Richards!"





GlitterRock
Young James Potter and Severus Snape attend Hogwarts





GlitterRock
It's the lead singer of the Foo Fighters and Chip Esten!



DarkDynaGirl
I don't know Neville, chess went downhill when they started allowing Soccer hooligans in the gallery...



GlitterRock
Corman blew his entire budget on the special effects, I see.....





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