THE FIFTH ELEMENT CAPTIONS
- PAGE THREE -





PrezGAR
The Undertaker and Sinead O'Connor





GlitterRock
"So you are the Potato Salad, hm? Well sir, I am your arch-nemesis. The evil opposite of Potato Salad -- I am the Chicken Salad!"





144b
Dr. Seuss' How Prince Stole Arbor Day.





PrezGAR
Green eyed lady, clown haired lady.





GlitterRock
Looks like Michael Rosenbaum's pretty pissed at having to wear a toup as Lex in the second season of Smallville!





JAUSTRALIS
OK! So I lied. I'm actually Tofu Salad...can I help it if I'm a vegetarian??





alexgariepy
I am Chicken/Tofu Salad's more scrupulous brother, Kiwi Salad.





GlitterRock
Xev suddenly goes from a D to an A cup. Is it any wonder she's screaming?





alexgariepy
So, as Ying would say: "Wanna fuck?"





GlitterRock
And at this point, I'd like to let out a sigh of relief that YingYang isn't here for this screengrab. Thank you.





alexgariepy
"*incomprehensible Japanese babble*" But of course, one of these schoolgirls is probably some magical superchick.





alexgariepy
Do you like cookie movies?
"Is this the Potato Salad? You annoying little salad! I'll get you!"





PrezGAR
Peter Brady threw a football at him.



GlitterRock
"But sir, do we really NEED to create a 10-foot vibrator?"
"My wife seems to think so..."



alexgariepy
o/~ And then I had to go and say something stupid like "Yippi-kai-yai, mother-f**-*er..." o/~





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