FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF CAPTIONS
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jackrouters
Nice of MTV to print the lyrics to Ed Rooney's breakout music video alongside.



gleeb
You can tell when a movie is about to end; they introduce Cousin Oliver.



AzuMiguel Daioh
"Do you have a kiss for daddy?"




TheDiva
This is usually scribbled on bus station walls between "FRODO LIVES" and "VOTE FOR PEDRO"...



ArchHallJr
Don't forget VIVA LA RAZA!



GlitterRock
Or "BAD WOLF."



TheDiva
I could do very well without hearing about Mickey Rooney's sex life, thank you very much.



AlexGariepy
"You done with the child porn gags yet? Please, get it all out before the movie's done, thanks."



TheDiva
"C'mon, do your worst. I was in 'Howard the Duck' and 'Mom and Dad Save the World;' nothing you can say will scar deeper than that..."



GlitterRock
"You're still here? The gallery's over. Go home.
....
Go."





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