GlitterRock
"Sloane? Honey?"
(moves aside the empty roofie-calada glass, and unbuttons her blouse)

TheDiva
So, Ferris' world is comprised entirely of complete idiots...

GlitterRock
"FEZ?? GET OUT OF MY BED!!"
"I thought there was candy!"

GlitterRock
Patrick Swayze taught her how to raise her legs really high and wide.
...
For dancing, you pervs!!
...
And for the uninhibited, raw sex they had afterwards, of course.

GlitterRock
Next on Poorly Overheard Theater: "Wallet & Gromace"

Zee
Special cameo by the Money Lover's Barrel.

AgentMoldy
Destined for the Island of Misfit Money Holders, it's the billfold that doesn't fold.

GlitterRock
... and lo, Baby was visited by the Lord and she did, indeed, have the Time Of Her Life.

Cyberbeast
"God, are you there? It's me, Jennifer Grey's nose."

JohnSteed
"I AM THE ONE WHO PUT YOU IN THE CORNER, SO TAKE IT, BITCH!"

YibbleGuy
"... but it was so real! You were there, Dad's Garishly Dressed Golf Partner, and *you* were there, Anachronistic Milkman, but I kept telling everyone I wanted to go home, because I missed you most of all, Redheaded Nurse With Big Tits ...."

GlitterRock
Man, I never realized Fannie Flagg had such BIG Fried Green Tomatoes!

Indomitus
[Mel Brooks] "Work work work, work work work, work work work! Hello boys, have a good nights rest? I missed you!" [/Mel Brooks]

Mattteus
Huh, the buildings spell out 'lock'
....
did I remember to lock the front door before I left to commit suicide?

Cyberbeast
"If you recognize these fingerprints, please contact the FBI."

gleeb
You want the FBI on your case? Remember: always file a flight plan.

tinaw
"Denise kicked me out . . . yeah I don't wanna talk about it. . . anybody got change to lend me for a hooker?"

daupstart
The Passion of the Cameron sacrifices himself so that all Ferraris have a hope of everlasting life.