FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF CAPTIONS
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YingYang
"Alright, Rutger Hauer, I've had enough shit! Let's rumble, bitch!"



GlitterRock
"You know what's back there? The Leftovers. Do you *really* want Ferris Bueller to end up in the Leftovers?? Get out there, and cap, dammit!"



AlexGariepy
Wearing a hockey jersey to a fancy restaurant. How Canadian.



YingYang
Now comes the routine Moneypenny flirting....



GlitterRock
Behind him are listed the ages of boys that DON'T turn Jeffrey Jones on.



AlexGariepy
Ah, back in the days where it was just 'punch' and 'kick'.



gleeb
Ah, the time I wasted playing Chairman Kaga's Iron Chef Kumite



GlitterRock
.oO Ohhh god I actually got a second-callback on that babysitting job. Keep it cool, Jones. Don't screw this one up....Oo.



tinaw
Ugh. . . now all he has to do is twirl his moustache, and his descent into evil would be complete.



GlitterRock
Michael and Sayid??
This is the WEIRDEST "Lost" flashback yet!



GlitterRock
Wow... I never thought I'd see the giant Blob O'Shit outside of that "Angel" episode we capped last year!



Dita DuPave
The poigniant statue "Oh shit! I forgot to kneel before God!"



GlitterRock
This is kinda like the end of "Attack of the Clones."
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Except for, ya know.... this is touching and emotional and stuff.



AlexGariepy
Erschütterungerschütterungerschütterung! Erschütterungerschütterungerschütterung! Rütteln Sie Ihre Beute! Rütteln Sie Ihre Beute!



tinaw
Hey! Charlie's Angels stole that bit!
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I'm ashamed that I know that.



ArchHallJr
Have another brew there, Sloshy!


Zee
We've caught Paul Bartel at his most flamboyant!


Cyberbeast
If They Mated: Dave Grohl and the Unibomber.





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