GlitterRock
When I heard that Ferris's mom was gonna touch one of Sloane's knobs, this isn't what I had in mind.

JohnSteed
Ah, a clue that Ferris is actually a ghost the whole movie..... which is really weird, when you considering the driving, but makes sense considering nobody tried to rip him apart in the singing scene.

GlitterRock
EXTREME upskirt!

JohnSteed
"Look out, airplane! Heh, just kiddin'." (See ya' in Hell, folks!)

TheDiva
Pissing of the edge of the Sears Tower...that takes guts.

ChaosWolf1982
...and, if you're Sloane, a lot of hip-wiggling.

AgentMoldy
"Prepare to grow some hair, my love."

jackrouters
"Oh god...my hand is vanishing...I'll cease to exist unless I get my future parents' portfolio high enough that they'll fall in love..."

GlitterRock
"Join ME... and I will complete your training."

GlitterRock
Hamster-style!

jackrouters
Zen and the Art of Lipbalm.

YingYang
Well if she swallowed she would've been a 7...

YingYang
Either saw cheesecake or Colin Farrell...

YingYang
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE...CAKE!"

GlitterRock
"Could you move a bit farther to the right? Or to the left?"
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"

Cyberbeast
"Can we hurry this up, I have an ass kicking contest to get to."

AgentMoldy
Back in the 80's, when knowing that you would eventually get to make out with Charlie Sheen helped you get through the day.

JohnSteed
Pretty in Salmon