FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF CAPTIONS
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AgentMoldy
Shouldn't that car be in my garage?



GlitterRock
"Then it is agreed. We three shall have a race AROUND THE WORLD, and the first to win, will get the wealth of the other two. Henry, you may choose your vehicle."
"I choose... the Ferrari."
"Very well, I shall take the car on the right. And Richard, you may drive... the potted plant."



GlitterRock
"Ferris, why-- "
"Don't ask."
"Is that-- "
"Don't ask."
"Your dick's in the gas-tank??"
"I SAID DON'T ASK, AND GET THE TOOLBOX!"



tinaw
Go go Gadget Mac Daddy Mode!



GlitterRock
Go-Go Gadget Tongue!



ChaosWolf1982
Wait! How can Gadget be in the Ferris Bueller gallery?
Oh shit! The Glitterociter has ripped a hole in spacetime!



Gray Zombie
You Cappers back off. You're capping too close.



YingYang
"Oh, fuck! I forgot about the quiz in Ben Stein's class today!"



GlitterRock
Alright, alright. I'll take three boxes of cookies.



YingYang
Ew...Simba's being flirty!



GlitterRock
"You guys enjoying the capping so far?"



GlitterRock
Next season on "Lost," we'll see how Sayid used to work for MTV's 'Pimp My Ride.'



gleeb
"Dude, keep this on the QT, but I was in Howard the Duck too."



AlexGariepy
"Buy more waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!"



YingYang
"WHOA! Yingasm at three O'Clock! Fuck...Get me a smoke and a sponge...."



YingYang
"Bitch."
"Whore."
"Skank."
"Skeez."
"Slut."
"Cumguzzler."
"Cunt."
"Shitsucker."
"Succubus."
"Fuckface."


jackrouters
"My Maitre'-sense is tingling..."


AlexGariepy
"I smell boys."





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