FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
"That's it, Sloan. Let it out, sweetie. There'll be extra fruit-cup for you....."



JohnSteed
"It's OK, darlin'. It's just all that VOODOO that's sneakin' and peekin' in the dark!"



AlexGariepy
"It's the police chief again."
"Damnit, hide my files!"



Cyberbeast
"Pee-Wee Herman for you, Sir."
"Shit!"



JohnSteed
"Mozart for you, sir."
"For the LAST time, tell him it has TOO MANY NOTES!"



GlitterRock
"Smuh... smuh.... smuh-heeeeeeeed!"



GlitterRock
"'You thucked Mithter Peabody's cock??' Heh, love that joke."



tinaw
"Do dee doo dee doo ... gettin' ready for mah date with that nerdy girl from Weemawee High.... I wonder how far she'll let me go . . ."



TheDiva
Dave Coulier does it better.
...And it's not often that you can say that.



GlitterRock
When the zombies start learning how to order food using 1-800-BRAIN-DELIVERY, the war is over.



GlitterRock
"Do we have any vaseline? Lube? Anything?? Fuck, Grace, the viagra won't last forever!"
"I think there's some apple butter in the teacher's lounge-- "
"BRING IT!!"



jackrouters
"Crap, Ferris! Rooney DID squash my balls into oblivion!"



GlitterRock
"The third-graders are having nap-time???"



AlexGariepy
I'll have whatever she's having.



ChaosWolf1982
Pan down. I AM what she's having.



TheDiva
"Sure, Darkness wanted to slaughter the unicorns and extinguish the sun, but lemme tell you, he was hung like a horse..."


PrezGAR
"Wowsers!"


jackrouters
"Ah, Mr. Brody. Welcome to Iskendrun."





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