Dita DuPave
"Wargames, I can't believe I'm still in Wargames."

jackrouters
"I asked for a car, I got a Chicago Public Library surplus index computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"

DarkDynaGirl
"Holy %$#@!! The Matrix has me!"

TheDiva
I TOLD YOU NEVER TO MENTION HOWARD THE DUCK!!!!

GlitterRock
"Sirens?? Grace!! Get me all the magnets you can find! I've gotta erase this harddrive!"

jackrouters
"I LOVE DOS, Grace! I FREAKING LOVE IT!!"

YingYang
Tremble in fear and mild curiosity to her sexuality...

YingYang
James Van Der Geek

Coakley
"Mr. Stein, what are voodoo economics?"
"I'm glad you asked that..."

GlitterRock
"Oh, the Cap-Page Board is very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore it. They think it's a righteous place."

tinaw
*on the phone with Anthony Michael Hall* "It's Alt F7 for the bigger bewbies. . . .yeah, I used to forget that too, till I wrote it down. . . .sure, no problem! Bye!"

GlitterRock
"Dude! .... No, I just hacked the Porch Swings' password! ... Yeah, I'm seein' bewbies, man! And some weird-ass Star Trek-guy."

TheDiva
Wow, in the '80s all I could get on my computer was little green stick figures....

ChaosWolf1982
MS-Paint pr0n? God, the 80's kinda sucked.

JohnSteed
The original Leisure Suit Larry? Damn, that's old school.

flowbear
"I think I'm gonna sh*t in my pants!"

JohnSteed
"...and GOD HELP YOU if you use voice-over in your work, my friends! God help you!"

GlitterRock
"Today, in Cappers 101, we will turn to Chapter 21, and the capper profile of YingYang. Now, can any of you tell me how despair and prison fit into his capping-style?"