SweetHeart666
"Okay, who knows the answer? Anyone? Anyone? Don't make Ben Stein have to choke a bitch!"

PrezGAR
"I have two rules in this classroom. One, anyone who answers in Jeopardy fashion will be forced to wear a dunce cap. And two, no one asks me about the mask of Loki."

tinaw
"Oh come on now! Am I going to have to start shelling out my own money to get an answer out of you?"

jackrouters
"Who knows what Watergate was about? Anyone? Anyone? Good."

AlexGariepy
Anyone? Anyone? Glitter? Diva? Dita? Atomik? Gerson? Tina? Alex? Prez? Jack? Zee? Upstart? Toast? Disco? Jammer? Dyna? Sidesk? Indo? LLR? Meqal? gleeb? Diana? Lurker? Arch? Gray? Bit? JMS? Steed? Rod? Tim? Moldy? Nurse? Sweet? I'm running out of names here.

GlitterRock
LOVER OF BOYS

JohnSteed
The word is PRINCIPAL, Edward.

jackrouters
A clever anagram of "Drew rodeo yarn."

ArchHallJr
Another anagram: A den of ten studs.

AgentMoldy
NOT A RIGHTEOUS DUDE

SweetHeart666
"So, has my copy of Prepubecent Twinks #14 come yet?"

jackrouters
"Sure, Pee-Wee, bring the magazines over later."

GlitterRock
"What're you wearing?"
"I have to go horsies, Mr. Jones."
"Mmm, give me five minutes. I'll be right over. We can make a game out of it."

ChaosWolf1982
WTF are Perds Days?

SweetHeart666
"Oh, Com-pu-ter! Some day I will see kiddie porn in this thing!"

JohnSteed
The last straw comes when he finds out Ferris beat his high score on Odell Lake.

GlitterRock
The old DOS-chatrooms were the worst.

SweetHeart666
"Did that sick bastard Rooney ask me to see my dong?!?"