SweetHeart666
WHEN PARENTS FIND OUT
Groundings
Tempers Flaring
Death

TheDiva
MOVIES HE WISHED HE NEVER DID
Inspector Gadget
Cable Guy
Godzilla

jackrouters
HIT LIST
Kathy Griffin
Sarah's "Sex and the City" Co-Stars
French Stewart

GlitterRock
4. Jazz Hands

AlexGariepy
5. Say you're fine lots of times.

SweetHeart666
6. Have Retarded Parents

jackrouters
These are also the steps to Pretending You're Experiencing The Rapture.

GlitterRock
"What? I'm a fan of the Cap-Page Board. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm characters from the shows. Right now, I'm Wez from 'Road Warrior.' Thank goodness you didn't see me when I was imitating Richard Simmons from the 'Whose Line' gallery!"

jammer427
"I'm as clean as clean can be! That shower was totally decent, I must say."

gleeb
"No, Matt, we don't want you to play Godzilla…"

jackrouters
Broderick's star power was such in the 80's that paparazzi staked out his shower.

TheDiva
Drink me in, world!

GlitterRock
.oO Mmmm...Buffy's yabbos defy gravity....Oo.

jammer427
"Mom, I'm really sick! Can you call the starship and tell 'em that I'm coming today?"

PrezGAR
"Tell them I'll be there on Tuesday, just like everything else."