FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF CAPTIONS
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DarkDynaGirl
You say this like he had a job...?



DarkDynaGirl
Wet spot face #16



GlitterRock
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You just said the secret word, 'spot!'"



SweetHeart666
$20 says that this is a Madonna-be.



TheDiva
$30 says it's the Frank-n-Furter in a dinner theater production of "Rocky Horror"...



JohnSteed
I don't have $40 bucks, so I guess I can't bet if it's Audrey Hepburn getting a car from Enterprise.



AlexGariepy
$50 says it's all that, and more!



AgentMoldy
$60 says I'm gonna grab all the money the rest of you have laid out and run off while you're all trying to figure out what this picture is.



GlitterRock
$70 says--
(Moldy runs back into the gallery, snatches it from my hand)
-- HEY!!



SweetHeart666
Ah, MTV...When there was still actual music on the channel!



SweetHeart666
"Oh, JESUS! They mentioned Godzilla!"



GlitterRock
"Cameron, where're your hands?"
"Between two pillows."
"... ... ... those aren't pillows."



GlitterRock
"This is the 80s, and the *smallest* Winamp-utility you can get for your computer."


TheDiva
Where will YOU be when you realize you married Sarah Jessica Parker?


GlitterRock
Hell?





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