gleeb
"…and the campers slept all night, and nothing happened to them!"
"AHHHHH!"

TheSpaceToast
Between shoots, the people from the Sears catalogue would sit around telling ghost stories.

Dante83
Quit using up all the gay, buddy.

Dante83
"Here's some meatloaf I thought you'd like..."

GodoHell
"Hey! You see me rollin', don't be hatin'!"

WaffleKing
What can I say? That's how I roll.

TheDiva
*hands over cooch* No way you're jumping on THIS, pal!

GlitterRock
*starts peeing on dog's head*

GlitterRock
"Why everyone so mad? Jason only do as Bob Barker say, and spade dog!"

Indomitus
Batch and downshirt in one shot. How efficient my nightmares are getting.

Zee
Ah, yes, Jason's iconic house, which would go on to a hugely important location as the sequels progressed.

TheSpaceToast
Look, I'm from Maine, I've seen plenty of this. Can we just move on?

Zee
"Yes, I have a question. Will the killing spree effect our supply of Mork suspenders?"

GlitterRock
"I have a question."
"Yes, Token Black Person Who's Just An Extra And Never Is Seen Again In The Movie?"

cajunmagic
"Waitress! More nipplesHOT DOGS!"

TheDiva
Starving about-to-die camp counselors need your help. Call now.

GlitterRock
William Katt: sans supersuit.

LadyLoxley
Quite literally,*skinny*-dipping!