GlitterRock
"Wow. Mr. Belding's really sodomizing Screech hard out there."
"Well, Screech *did* draw the short straw, and it *is* sweeps-month....."

Zee
"Sure, Kelly, Beyonce is more popular than you. But look on the bright side- you're more popular than that other one!"
"Which other one?"
"You know, the third chick in Destiny's Child."
"There's a third chick in Destiny's Child?"

tinaw
"Ok, we're friends and all, but you do NOT need to be all up under me like that!"

GlitterRock
"You know, we could have alot more fun with that whipped cream ... upstairs."
"Gawd girl, you are SO gay!"

Indomitus
What's worse than an old-style underwire bra? Try chain mail.

Zee
That's gonna hurt when they pull the tape off.

meqal
Is he trying to cast "Magic Missle" on the Tang?

Indomitus
She's a merger of Markie Post, Traci Lords, and Heather Locklear... and I think I can live with that.

SweetHeart666
Red-Hot Uncensored Tatum O'Neal!

GlitterRock
Katherine Heigl gets the shock of her life on the season-finale of "Grey's Anatomy!"
"Me am here to help with Foster Papa Gray's show."
"THIS IS THE WRONG SHOW!! THE WRONG SHO-AHHHHHHHH!"

GlitterRock
"So.... word around Wisteria Lane is that you like to be with a Dominatrix. That true, freakboy?"

AgentMoldy
"Say, you're Rex Van De Kamp, aren't you!"
"Yes, yes, I am."
"Ooo, can you score us some free fish sticks?"

JohnSteed
The Breakfast Club: H20!

YibbleGuy
"But, all Jason ever did to you was to murder everyone in your family. He ... he gave ME ducklips!"

Indomitus
He tripped over the tape's bad tracking!

GlitterRock
What's wrong, lil man?
"Foster Uncle Glitter, Jason have problem with Hershey bar again."
Ummmm. You put it in your mouth.
"That it! Jason have big conundrum over that one!"
Wait...... you can't use pronouns, yet you can say "conundrum?"
"Ummm ... More candy bar, please?"

Indomitus
"Pardon me. You like buy box of Killer Scout Cookies? Have skull flavor, spleen flavor, colon flavor, and thin mints."

Cyberbeast
"Me am Jason, and me approve this message."