Indomitus
"You tore my head off, you knuckleheads!"
"Hey Moe! You're an android! Nyuck nyuck nyuck!"

GlitterRock
Jason is finally faced with one of mankind's greatest questions: Ginger or Mary Ann?

meqal
Jason like going away present Cappers get him.

Indomitus
Meanwhile, somewhere, Bob Guccione just smiles to himself.

GlitterRock
Pilates survived to the 25th century, too??
Man, how am I supposed to have hope for the future with all these horrible portents staring me in the face?

Indomitus
And now, the all interpretive dance version of Jason X...

TheDiva
"Wait, Jason been to Hell already."

elKapitan
"Jason getting hot in here, so Jason kill teens taking off clothes."

Cyberbeast
Robo-Jason's Prime Directives
1. Kill teens
2. Kill teens
3. Kill teens
4. Do not kill any employee of OCP

elKapitan
"Jason eat too much atomic peppers."

AntiHero
Halo Vs Jason? Jeez they aren't even trying anymore...

TheDiva
No, it's Jason vs. the Intel guy

GlitterRock
Just when you thought the whole Babylon 4-continuity thing couldn't get any more confusing, this summer it's.....
"Jason Vs. The One!"

Gray Zombie
Zathras not see crossover coming. Zathras put money on Jason. Zathras knows how Cappers love Jason, almost as much as Cappers love Zathras.
"Zathras, you're not even in the picture."
Zathras knows. Zathras doing voiceover

GlitterRock
"Jason think Zathras sound funny when Zathras talk."
"Really? Zathras about to say same thing to Jason!"

AgentMoldy
Just when you thought it was safe to enter the 'hot zone', this summer, it's Jason Vs. the Haz-Mat Technician.

elKapitan
Just when you thought it was safe to go for a spacewalk in the 22nd century, this summer it's "Jason vs. Enterprise."

Indomitus
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