YibbleGuy
We now return to "Mutant Alien Skull ... or Ergonomic Trackball Mouse?"

Gray Zombie
Jason Leopold Voorhees, how many times do I have to tell you? That's the Sunday Go To Meeting hockey mask.
"Jason have date with Regan."
I don't know about her. I mean the head spinning thing is cute, but that pea soup vomiting......well, it was funny the first fourteen times.

elKapitan
What else would he be wearing but the hockey mask OF THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!

AgentMoldy
"Are you shtaring at Jashon's head gear, Shtan?!?!"

AgentMoldy
"Jason thinking of changing name to Slash Bonecrunch. Foster Papa Gray like? What you, audience at home think?"

The BitShifter
"Hee hee! Jason get upgrade!"

AlexGariepy
This movie would really help address the issues of the future, such as people coping with the loss of their android friends at the hands of a sci-fi killer zombie...

Indomitus
"Y'know... This can't bode well for you. I mean, you started on the show 'Forever Knight' and then you moved to 'Andromeda', and now here you are, just a disembodied head being cradled by a Wil Wheaton look-alike in a crappy horror sequel. Bad omen, I say."

AntiHero
"Oh grate."
(hey it's better than "This sucks on so many levels")

AgentMoldy
Failed Marilyn Monroe audition #738.

GlitterRock
"GOOD CHOICE, MUTHAFUCKA. MMMMM-MMMMM, BITCH!"

AntiHero
Aww, the space station even has its own little barbershop

TheDiva
An elf of the future? The hell?

daupstart
"Well according to these readings, the curvatures are coming together at a smooth rate. We should be able to slip the device in between them and let the energy build until it bursts out all the way to our point of arrival. Do you agree?"
"Yyyyyyep. A hunnert percent..."

AntiHero
The Finglonger! It IS the future!

Indomitus
Now let's take a moment away from the action, to stop by and visit the fish in the place where it lives.

Indomitus
Dear Penthouse Forum,
Jason never dream it happen to him. Two pretties wear small undies, and have cooler of cold beer. Jason slash both and drink beer. Jason never have such fun in life.

elKapitan
What's taking them so long? Why haven't they started wrestling it out over whether the beer tastes great or is less filling?