AntiHero
"What are you doing Dave? That's really fucked up."

AgentMoldy
They would've escaped Jason, had it not been for Lucy's insistance on stopping every place she thought would be a good place for a Stick-Up.

TheDiva
So their spaceship is made from aluminum siding?

AntiHero
"Woah! Nickelodeon Gak! They still make this?!"

AntiHero
Source: shallow end of gene pool

elKapitan
"We have you now, Kobe Bryant...."

JohnSteed
Why the timeline of the Everlasting Gobstopper on the top?

GlitterRock
"Ahhhh, now that feels better."
'That feels'--- ? Jason, you sound funny?
"I do? Well yes, I suppose I do. You see the nanites also repaired my speech centers as well. Ha. It's so good to be able to carry on an intelligent conversation for once."
You can talk good now!
"Er... well, yes. Indeed."

Dita DuPave
Why is he entering through the Star Trek symbol?

GlitterRock
"So tell me, father, how have you and my dear mother Charisma been doing?"
Uh... don't you mean foster-mama-Cordy?
"Heh heh, no no. That's just a character she portrayed on television. But I can see the reasoning behind your faux pas."

Indomitus
Jason does a wicked General Grievous impression.

TheDiva
Wow, Jason has brown eyes. Never knew that.

elKapitan
"I... I t-told you...... b-black d-dude... first.... always........." *dies*

YibbleGuy
Well, being able to "lick the Cool Ranch off a Dorito" isn't exactly like being able to remove the chrome from a trailer hitch ... but it's still a good start.

elKapitan
"Jason know why Uncle ElKap like women now."

Dita DuPave
oO/ Jason hope Regan doesn't walk in... \Oo

meqal
Jason feel funny. Jason's pee pee get big and turn to stone. Is Jason gonna die now? Jason hope not. Jason like way Jason's pee pee feels when Jason brush it against pretty woman.

AntiHero
"Arm-O-Gram, ma'am."