AntiHero
"No! Show more cleavage!"
"I'm *TRYING*!"

Indomitus
Tonight on Sexy vs Unsexy: A fight to the finish between her cleavage and her hair.

TheDiva
Does she really need the bullets pointing down her dress?

RodRocket
"What about my needs, you insensitive bastard!"

Gray Zombie
Stupid Andromeda Lady must be fucking kidding Jason.

JohnSteed
Jason Vs. Shinobi

AlexGariepy
"Jason think these guys have Stormtrooper training."

AntiHero
"Using a gun in space!? Damn, even I'm not that dumb. And I even once mistook someone for my mom just cuz of the sweater!"

elKapitan
"Jason not pretend am room service no more."

GlitterRock
"Ok... we'll call it a draw."

AntiHero
See what happens to someone when you don't say "godbleshyou" to them after they sneeze.

AntiHero
Seal vs. Jason

TheDiva
So THAT'S what Jason looks like underneath it all?

GlitterRock
Aw crap, Steve Harvey survived to the 25th century, too??

Indomitus
I never would have guess that HAL even had an "O" face.

Dita DuPave
A photo-negative of the Eye of Sauron?

elKapitan
"So, you're that scary serial killer guy who always attacks sex crazed teens huh? YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWNNN"

daupstart
"Hey, look. Training to be a live love doll ain't as easy as it looks, pal!"