JohnSteed
I always had an odd feeling my Media Law professor was in a Druid cult.

Indomitus
"OH YEAH!... Heh-heh... Jason like Kool-aid."

Gray Zombie
Jason, how many times do I have to tell you? Use the door.
"Jason like coming in this way."
The guys at "Anywhere Pane in the Glass" are paying you, aren't they?

AntiHero
In the future, the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 will be programmed to satisfy urges of humans...

TheDiva
Are the guys who make these movies devout Catholics? I mean, everytime you see anyone displaying any form of affection, they get slaughtered...

JohnSteed
Good, they made sure the "stars" were well lit.

Indomitus
"Of course it's the future. See? Our keyboards glow in the dark, and we have huge state-of-the-art spud guns."

Gray Zombie
Yea, but you're capping Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Oh, yea, that's because it's the four hundredth anniversary of Glitter's Cap-Page Board."
Oh.....that makes sense.

AntiHero
Actors paid in feel-copping.

AntiHero
"Oh my God it's... hey, I killed that guy. Jason's stealing my kills!"

GlitterRock
They're trying to break into Cerebro!

MissGoogie
Well, we might have alien invaders on board, but at least the roll top desks are safe!

RodRocket
"I got sompin' fo' yo' ass now, muhf'kah!"

TheDiva
So the new version of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" stars Charisma Carpenter?

AlexGariepy
Is place a private party or can any maniac join in?

TheDiva
"Oh yeah, that's it baby..."
"Foster Papa Gray, Jason had night-HOLY SHIT!!!"

elKapitan
"Jason want make copy of rear on copy machine."

AlexGariepy
Chick(?) + guns = MY EYES ARE BLINDED!