TheDiva
Team Cannon Fodder...move out!

AntiHero
"Remember guys, just like we learned in boot camp... The W,A,S,D keys to move around. Spacebar to open doors..."

AntiHero
Gypsies OF THE FUTURE

Indomitus
"Excuse me... Scifi.com... You dropped your toolbar."

AntiHero
It was a huge military mistake to rank officers by their Dungeon Master Class.

AntiHero
So it's true, Andy Richter really DOES control the universe!

PrezGAR
"Jason switch to targeting computer. Jason find horny teenagers faster than ever."

AntiHero
"Just sit back and let Disco J do his thing.."

TheDiva
Jason IS The Phantom of the Opera

Indomitus
Dammit, what did my cats chew in half and drag in this time?
We lose so many mail carriers that way.

JohnSteed
"Neo, I believe you are the One and you must do what you feel is right, but patting my crotch every day is starting to push it...."

Gray Zombie
What do you mean Jason was the one who said Candyman three times?

AntiHero
How did this guy end up with more screen time than the girl in the weird cut blue shirt?

Indomitus
Somewhat-Linda-Fiorentino stares blankly at Not-Nearly-Thora-Birch's ample chest.

Coakley
Why would a space station have a green house?
Still, I'm not sure why the spaceship in Alien: Resurrection would have a flooded basement.