Diana Luna
"Talk to da hand, 'cause I'm prophesizing!"

Gray Zombie
What? Look, we're in the middle of a crisis and...ok, I'll check. Listen, Gil's on the line, he's stopping by Burger King, you guys want anything?

daupstart
"Oh shit! I left my head at Billy's house!"

GlitterRock
Death of a Fez.
"Save... the candy...." *urk*

AntiHero
"This is shit job, man! I don't belong here. What does a spacecraft need a bike messenger for anyway?

AntiHero
Worst. T-1000. Ever.

AntiHero
Don't move! It can sense baldness.

TheDiva
By the way, I loved you in "Scooby-Doo."
Okay, no I didn't--I hated every second of that movie. But it was the polite thing to say, wasn't it?

Indomitus
"Excuse me, but did you happen to see a huge 20-sided die roll past here?"

daupstart
"Mannn, if I hear *one more* head joke outta you muhfukas, I'll... I'll..."
"What? Gnaw our toes to death? [Hahahahaha]"
"Yeah, keep laughin, be-otch. We'll see who wakes up with stubby feet in the morning.."

elKapitan
"Jason not like awkward hug."

AgentMoldy
"Jason stoked. Get be in Billy Idol video. With rebel yell, Jason cry, 'More, more gore!'"

GlitterRock
(head thud.... head thud....)
"That bottom line. Because Jason Voorhees say so."

elKapitan
"Jason mind am your mind, your thoughts am Jason thoughts."

JohnSteed
Please don't give him a kiss from a rose on the grave...