Coakley
"Oh, Alanis."
"Oh, Ryan."
"Oh, Alanis."
"Oh, Ryan."
"Oh, Alanis."
"Oh, Ryan."

TheDiva
Oh HELL no!

elKapitan
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. They are so dead...

AntiHero
Definitely one of the top five moments to announce you're gay

GlitterRock
I don't know whether to be happy or depressed that "oh HELL no!" captions have continued into the 25th century.......

TheDiva
Don't worry, Glitter, they'll both be dead soon.

TheDiva
Screech, NOOOO!!

TheDiva
I have a lot of respect for Dame Judi Dench, but I did NOT want to see her "O" face...

AntiHero
It's a sarcasta-gasm

GlitterRock
"Hey man ... why you wanna hit me in the face with a slushball for, man? You gunky!"

AgentMoldy
Forensic experts often use the blue light effect to test for traces of semen, as seen here on our frozen porn star.

Indomitus
Katherine Heigl looks concerned.

elKapitan
"Jason give free mammogram!"

Gray Zombie
JASON LEOPOLD VOORHEES! You kill people for having premarital sex, and now you're copping a feel?

GlitterRock
o/` ...Jason gonna have you naked by end of this song... o/`