AntiHero
They just broke the cardinal rule of Jason movies. If you anally probe Jason, you're a dead man. Forget about it.

TheDiva
Is it a law that we need at least one towel-clad wet chick in each slasher film?

Indomitus
*BZZZZT*
*nose lights up*

AntiHero
www.ratemycorpse.com

Indomitus
She forgot the marshmallows. Why do women always forget the marshmallows?

meqal
Typical start of a night at meQal's trailer.

AntiHero
She gets raped by a TREE?

AntiHero
He must have major mask-tan

Diana Luna
*whispers* "Skittles, taste the rainbow!"

AntiHero
"Oh wow, nice to see The Toxic Avenger still getting work."

TheDiva
Ewww....why did I decide to be a coroner? I could have, like, gone into modeling or something...

AntiHero
She got her PHd in "icky stuff"

meqal
.....oh yeah Joan Rivers just like that......

TheDiva
Please, meQal, not while I'm eating!

Gray Zombie
Meqal, that is not an "Oh HELL, no", that's more like "HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!"