Indomitus
Wow. It's every extra ever from every Mad Max movie!

AntiHero
"AGH! My jacket!"

TheDiva
Just when you thought it was safe to make a bad movie out of a Michael Crichton novel, this summer it's..."Jason vs. Timeline"!

GlitterRock
Jason, gimme a hand with this box, will you?
(slice!) "Here, Foster Uncle Glitter."
Ewwww! Jason! That's not what I-- hey, there's a Rolex on this wrist. Score!

GlitterRock
"Won't you tiptoe through the tulips with me?"

AlexGariepy
Isn't it a little early to be capping the Chronicles of Riddick?

GlitterRock
"I hear we're hookin' up to face ol' Jason Voorhees."
"What?"
"He's gonna be doing some hackin'."
"What?"
"Some slashin'."
"What?"
"Some bashin'."
"What?"
"But that don't make one goddamn bit a' difference, 'cause once he gets in the ring, he'll be just another sorry sumbitch hittin' the mat. An' that's the bottom line... 'cause Stone Cold said so!"

GlitterRock
"So.... man-boobies survived to the 25th century, huh?"
"Sure. We've gotta give the 25th century Cappers something familiar to joke about."

Indomitus
"So... Mr Rhames. Can I call you Ving?"
"Sure"
"Ving... Why is the ship's corridor designed like a series of roll-top desks?"
"Don't ask me. This is THE FUTURE!"

Indomitus
Is it intergalactic law that all androids must have androgenous, lifeless hairstyles? Can't we just have one with some Bo Derek cornrows, or a Farrah Fawcett perm? Hell, I'd settle for a Marge Simpson beehive.

Dita DuPave
"Please let me feel them, Jessica Simpson!"

AntiHero
"Now now, hold on, what do you mean there's a situation that can't be solved with boobs? I hired this entire crew on that foundation!"

AntiHero
"SICK! Jason threw him into the waffle iron!"

daupstart
"[All hands to battle stations! We will be engaging the K'Thulu fleet in T-minus 7 minutes!]"
"Cool! Just enough time to whip your ass in a game of Madden real quick."
"Sheeeet. You ain't trying to see me, son."
"Then bring it on, bro!"

AntiHero
o/ ..the arm bone's connected to the... vine thing... o/