AntiHero
The rumored "Joseph Gordon-Levitt murder/suicide" finale to "3rd Rock From The Sun"

TheDiva
The kids from "Spy Kids" melded together!

GlitterRock
"Jason! What're you doing in the dryer??"
"Jason want sleep in Teletubbies pyjamas."
"They're not dry yet!"
"Jason not care. Zzzzzzz....."

TheDiva
Jason got Moviesign!!

elKapitan
"Jason like hot sauna. Jason relaxed."

JohnSteed
It's their "twat" holding cell.

AntiHero
o/ dentyne iceeeee o/

daupstart
"I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer, eh?"

GlitterRock
"Hey... hey watch this. Ahem.... 'Freeze, Voorhees!' Ha!"

Dita DuPave
So they froze Jason in mid-strike?

AntiHero
"High five, come on, don't leave me hagnin'... ooh thats cold."

TheDiva
Jason reenacts Tom Riddle's destruction.

elKapitan
Just when you thought it was safe to venture into a Stallone movie, this summer it's "Jason vs. Demolition Man."

JohnSteed
You know, I bet Mr. Freeze could cap this grab with bad puns for hours and hours and hours....

meqal
Alright how are we able to cap Hellboy so soon? Come on Glitter, let us know your secret.