AntiHero
"And Voorhees makes a big save! And another! and another! He's not letting one bullet get past him..."

AlexGariepy
Jason think person not trained very well in shooting games. Should aim for head.

elKapitan
"Jason pissed now. Crotch area off limit. Jason take gun and put it where sun don't shine."

AntiHero
"I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES! oh, wait, wrong super-villain..."

TheDiva
The death of Harris from "Police Academy"

elKapitan
Jill Valentine regrets having to shoot a zombie general.

meqal
Look it's Romy and Jason's High School Reunion

JohnSteed
"Jason Blade. There worse things than vampires tonight. Like Jason."

AntiHero
I'm not sure if Jason is mobile enough for this. He's mastered walking, sitting up and turning, but stairs? hmmm...

AlexGariepy
Wonder when Jason will make first railing kill in this movie...

Gray Zombie
Funny thing about these movies, Jason could take the stairs while the victim takes the elevator and Jason will be on the ground floor before the elevator.

elKapitan
It's good to see that they still have fuse boxes and shotguns in the future.

AntiHero
Our mystery date loves his mother, and long walks through the woods. His turn offs include loose women, and swimming...

TheDiva
MGM Grand presents EFX starring...Jason Voorhees!
*applause*

The BitShifter
"Romy! Put down that vibrator, and arm the photon torpedoes!"