AntiHero
They research cell reproductivity, Transfer RNA-dependent amino acid biosynthesis, and skinny dipping.

TheDiva
And sex. Don't forget unprotected sex.

Gray Zombie
So, John, how goes the research for the cure for Cancer?
"Well, Sid, we've made some progress in that field."
That's wonderful, hey, to celebrate, let's get a couple of those cute young interns, get drunk, smoke some pot, and do the humpty dump with them.

elKapitan
It might as well be funded by the Umbrella Corporation.

meqal
Jason promise to be good boy this time Papa Gray. Only kill people who appear on bad sci fi series.

TheDiva
"Jason sad. Jason going to miss being on Board every month."

Gray Zombie
Jason in space this movie. Jason think this all time low.

GlitterRock
"Hey Jason, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?"

AntiHero
"Don't make me get all Videodrome on your ass..."

elKapitan
"Why yes, I'm almost not even vaguely Senator Kelly."

The BitShifter
"Don't fuck with me! My boyfriend has a Stargate, and everything..!"

AntiHero
Tonight, on a very special "Touched By A Homicidal Angel"...

TheDiva
Is that Sirius Black's soul in the middle?

RodRocket
"Hello? Somebody dropped a flashlight on the floor!"

Indomitus
Seinfeld booby-trapped the door, and got Kramer. That'll learn 'em.