GlitterRock
I'm no horseracing fan .... but I'd certainly love to be inside of the Post

JMShearer
"So, JMShearer, you say to use my cleavage against Glitter Rock's male henchdudes like you? How's this?"
Too distrubing, thank you.

Granamyr1
Unfortunately, it has no effect against Glitter's henchdudettes.

AlexGariepy
Not even the lesbian henchdudettes? And don't tell me Glitter doesn't have any, because I'm pretty sure he some for some special occasion.

Shadarus
(Does bi count?)

Indomitus
(I think it counts double.)

Zee
BUTTERFACEWOMAN & DYNAGIRL will be right back...

echostation
"Are you excited about the Dokken music video shoot?"
"I guess."

Indomitus
You know what this screengrab needs? More cleavage.

gleeb
"Thanks for floating me enough to get my shades out of hock."

Sidesk
And they say people hate America.

RodRocket
PUMAT: Brad Garrett, Robert Morse, Ryan Seacrest

WaffleKing
Hmm, if I were Ryan Seacrest, where would I be?

Granamyr1
In the seventies, this was the secret entrance to the GlitterDome.

Mattteus
*Matt walks in, few seconds pass, walks back out, re-reads door, leaves confused*

Shadarus
Have you seen this wizard?

ChaosWolf1982
Glitter's so good at escaping prisons, nowadays he just commits crimes because getting mugshots is cheaper than paying for professional photography.

AlexGariepy
Glitter should just move up north and try his evilness here. I mean, I'm sure he's blackballed in the United States by now.