ithurtswhenidothat
Joanie Laurer, before she took steroids and grew a penis.

Cyberbeast
Tori Spelling, before she dyed her hair...and took steroids and grew a penis.

jackrouters
Jennifer Tilly, before I fixed the tracking on the VCR.

Zee
Amanda Peet!? No wonder this show sucks.

GlitterRock
The depression that sets in when you realize that you are, alas, going to be a Leftover.

GlitterRock
"Whoa, you mean technically Glitter's cap means I'm *not* going to be a Leftover? Bitchin'!"

GlitterRock
"Eric? What are these?!"
"PANTIES!! GLORIOUS PANTIES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

jackrouters
Before you don your costume, Caress.

kilroy105
"A division symbol? The hell?!?! What kinda pregnancy test is this?"

YibbleGuy
A topless Markie Post getting a backrub?

WHY DIDN'T THIS PILOT SELL, O LORD? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?

GlitterRock
It's good to see that Faith Hill and Carrie Underwood decided to put aside their differences and do a project together.

Mattteus
Oh god! On the right it's Hal Sparks in a wig!

PrezGAR
"Vroom Vroom. Beep beep. Hey, I just ran over The Sorcerer."

cajunmagic
Now, take a deep breath and hold it in.
*boing, boing*
There we go.

GlitterRock
And now, an ElectraWoman haiku:

Soon, time takes its toll.
Electra-degravitate!
Lift and seperate!

TheDiva
Cleavage strikes fear and terror into the hearts of criminals...either that, or it just gives them a raging hard-on.

JMShearer
In some weird technical way, I may be one of Glitter's henchdudes, but for some reason, I can't keep my eyes off Electra Woman's hooters, and I feel tempted to suggest using that to her advantage.

GlitterRock
Markie Post is.... THE PRO!