GlitterRock
"I was fine -- until Fergie phunked with my heart."

daupstart
"... And do any of you notice that you NEVER see Glitter......... and Gerson in the same place at the same time?!"
Glitter: [voice of Err] "Tsk............. Shut up and sit the f(beeeep) down, Electra Ho."

RodRocket
French Stewart IS SideMan!

Dita DuPave
Ben Stiller IS SideMan!

cajunmagic
Ethan Hawke IS SideMan!

RodRocket
The PUMAT of French Stewart, Ben Stiller and Ethan Hawke IS SideMan?

TheDiva
"Okay, first thing after taking over the world, I'm getting a sign that doesn't look like it was made by the seventh grade art class."

daupstart
Glitter: [voice of Err] "Over 4 years I been running this Cap Page, man! Over 4 muthaf(beeeep)ing years, muhf(beeeep)er! I gots cappers all over the country! All over the muthaf(beeeep)ing world, home-skillet! You have any idea the amount of power it takes to do that sh(beeeep)?!"

"Oh yeah?! Well how the hell are those cappers supposed to help you take over the world?!"

Glitter: [voice of Err] "Oh we got plans! We got plans, man! We gonna............ We......... Old Sonny Bono lookin' muthaf(beeeep)er ... 4 mutha(beeeep)ing years, BE-AUTCH!! Okay?!... Tha's all yo ass need to know, goddamn!"

cajunmagic
"See this nose? I can stick four fingers up this thing. And I'm talking all the way to the knuckle. Stupid Phil Fondacaro lookin' bootlick!"

TheDiva
In order to keep the Glitterdome under code, Glitter is forced to invest in a Great, Big, Threatening Button (Which Must Not Be Pressed Under Any Circumstances).

Gray Zombie
(Gray walks by, looks at the button for a few minutes, starts to walk off, looks back at the button)
OH what the hell
(Gray pushes the button, all the A-Postives start to walk like chickens and sing like Elvis)
Henh. Bit disappointing.

BlakHat1
HUH? What a stupid.. BAWK BAWK BAWWWWK!
% A LITTLE LESS COVERSATION! A LITTLE MORE ACTION PLEASE!%

daupstart
[Gleeks poison from two glands under her tongue]

JMShearer
"I'm just sayin', Glitter, that we should have a Plan B, just in case this crime thing doesn't work."
"Clue me in, dude!"
"I'm thinkin' we can try world domination by way of a comedy page on the computer network, supported by our own chain of eatin' places. I make some killer stuff called 'hot wings', and I know some other dudes that like to cook and bake..."

Zee
"You dare spurn Electra Woman? By the end of the night, you WILL taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"

Zee
Finally, a show the special effects technicians on Doctor Who can feel superior to.

cajunmagic
YEAH! Boozy, slutty Markie Post! That's...not something you wanna see...EVER!

ithurtswhenidothat
Really? I wouldn't mind it for a night or three...